madundertaker:

Fancy A Biscuit by Majime

-Please be kind to the artist and leave credit where it’s due.

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Artist:
Marina and the Diamonds & Panic! At the Disco
Track:
I Write Sins Not Sex Yeah
Plays:
38,013 plays

her-eyes-vacant-and-stained:

teawithastranger:

When someone takes something good and makes it even better.

Sweet fucking Jesus

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jaclcfrost:

"you’re too easily amused"

yeah god forbid someone find joy and amusement in something even if it’s something silly and be genuinely happy when they frequently feel upset and like shit

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davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is